Simple Mike
Simple Mike
  • 94
  • 8 199 029
The Machine - Bert Kreischer: THE MACHINE [REACTION]
My name is Michael! I teach geography, history, religion, social science and physical education. Way too many subjects if you ask me... I don't claim to be an expert in any of these subjects.
Although I am pretty awesome at PE!
Instagram: michaelsodstrm
Original video: ua-cam.com/video/paG1-lPtIXA/v-deo.html&ab_channel=BertKreischer
Take care!
Переглядів: 1 865

Відео

Tomb of the Unknown Soldier [REACTION]
Переглядів 1,9 тис.Рік тому
My name is Michael! I teach geography, history, religion, social science and physical education. Way too many subjects if you ask me... I don't claim to be an expert in any of these subjects. Although I am pretty awesome at PE! Instagram: michaelsodstrm Original video: ua-cam.com/video/sBlUKTxt4Js/v-deo.html&ab_channel=SimpleHistory Take care!
Biggest Football Hits Ever [SOCCER FAN REACTION]
Переглядів 81 тис.Рік тому
My name is Michael! I teach geography, history, religion, social science and physical education. Way too many subjects if you ask me... I don't claim to be an expert in any of these subjects. Although I am pretty awesome at PE! Instagram: michaelsodstrm Original video: ua-cam.com/video/v-1MQ0Cnbhs/v-deo.html&ab_channel=TheHighlightFactory Take care!
BILL BURR - Epidemic of Gold Digging Whores [REACTION]
Переглядів 2,2 тис.Рік тому
My name is Michael! I teach geography, history, religion, social science and physical education. Way too many subjects if you ask me... I don't claim to be an expert in any of these subjects. Although I am pretty awesome at PE! Instagram: michaelsodstrm Original video: ua-cam.com/video/rdvSwStGErs/v-deo.html&ab_channel=TheAntiFeminist Take care!
The American Revolution - OverSimplified (Part 2) [REACTION]
Переглядів 3,1 тис.Рік тому
My name is Michael! I teach geography, history, religion, social science and physical education. Way too many subjects if you ask me... I don't claim to be an expert in any of these subjects. Although I am pretty awesome at PE! Instagram: michaelsodstrm Original video: ua-cam.com/video/rtYC2jx1LM0/v-deo.html&ab_channel=OverSimplified Take care!
The American Revolution - OverSimplified (Part 1) [REACTION]
Переглядів 6 тис.Рік тому
My name is Michael! I teach geography, history, religion, social science and physical education. Way too many subjects if you ask me... I don't claim to be an expert in any of these subjects. Although I am pretty awesome at PE! Instagram: michaelsodstrm Original video: ua-cam.com/video/gzALIXcY4pg/v-deo.html&ab_channel=OverSimplified Take care!
The Beauty of Football - Greatest Moments [REACTION]
Переглядів 12 тис.Рік тому
My name is Michael! I teach geography, history, religion, social science and physical education. Way too many subjects if you ask me... I don't claim to be an expert in any of these subjects. Although I am pretty awesome at PE! Instagram: michaelsodstrm Original video: ua-cam.com/video/A-r9sj7zHJ4/v-deo.html&ab_channel=LeBreton Take care!
Scandinavian Reacts to "21 Things in the US That Puzzle Most Foreigners"
Переглядів 1,5 тис.Рік тому
My name is Michael! I teach geography, history, religion, social science and physical education. Way too many subjects if you ask me... I don't claim to be an expert in any of these subjects. Although I am pretty awesome at PE! Instagram: michaelsodstrm Original video: ua-cam.com/video/K1HxW5vc_lU/v-deo.html&ab_channel=BRIGHTSIDE Take care!
Jason Aldean - Try That In A Small Town [REACTION]
Переглядів 1,1 тис.Рік тому
My name is Michael! I teach geography, history, religion, social science and physical education. Way too many subjects if you ask me... I don't claim to be an expert in any of these subjects. Although I am pretty awesome at PE! Instagram: michaelsodstrm Original video: ua-cam.com/video/b1_RKu-ESCY/v-deo.html&ab_channel=JasonAldean Take care!
Bill Burr - No Reason To Hit a Woman [REACTION]
Переглядів 2,7 тис.Рік тому
My name is Michael! I teach geography, history, religion, social science and physical education. Way too many subjects if you ask me... I don't claim to be an expert in any of these subjects. Although I am pretty awesome at PE! Instagram: michaelsodstrm Original video: ua-cam.com/video/rksKvZoUCPQ/v-deo.html&ab_channel=mcnyregrus Take care!
5 Reasons You Shouldn't Mess With The USA [REACTION]
Переглядів 11 тис.Рік тому
My name is Michael! I teach geography, history, religion, social science and physical education. Way too many subjects if you ask me... I don't claim to be an expert in any of these subjects. Although I am pretty awesome at PE! Instagram: michaelsodstrm Original video: ua-cam.com/video/eQt_AM2KP3A/v-deo.html&ab_channel=Destiny Take care!
SEAL TEAM SIX - Rescue of Jessica Buchanan [REACTION]
Переглядів 14 тис.Рік тому
My name is Michael! I teach geography, history, religion, social science and physical education. Way too many subjects if you ask me... I don't claim to be an expert in any of these subjects. Although I am pretty awesome at PE! Instagram: michaelsodstrm Original video: ua-cam.com/video/LvPxu194Zsg/v-deo.html&ab_channel=BrothersinArms Take care!
How To Terraform Venus (Quickly) [REACTION]
Переглядів 13 тис.Рік тому
My name is Michael! I teach geography, history, religion, social science and physical education. Way too many subjects if you ask me... I don't claim to be an expert in any of these subjects. Although I am pretty awesome at PE! Instagram: michaelsodstrm Original video: ua-cam.com/video/G-WO-z-QuWI/v-deo.html&ab_channel=Kurzgesagt–InaNutshell Take care!
KURZGESAGT - How To Terraform Mars - WITH LASERS [REACTION]
Переглядів 11 тис.Рік тому
My name is Michael! I teach geography, history, religion, social science and physical education. Way too many subjects if you ask me... I don't claim to be an expert in any of these subjects. Although I am pretty awesome at PE! Instagram: michaelsodstrm Original video: ua-cam.com/video/HpcTJW4ur54/v-deo.html&ab_channel=Kurzgesagt–InaNutshell Take care!
KURZGESAGT - The Egg [FIRST TIME REACTION]
Переглядів 25 тис.Рік тому
KURZGESAGT - The Egg [FIRST TIME REACTION]
German Houses VS American Houses [REACTION]
Переглядів 6 тис.Рік тому
German Houses VS American Houses [REACTION]
Black Hole Comparison [REACTION HOLY MOLY]
Переглядів 30 тис.Рік тому
Black Hole Comparison [REACTION HOLY MOLY]
American Things Europeans Can't Understand [EUROPEAN REACTS]
Переглядів 6 тис.Рік тому
American Things Europeans Can't Understand [EUROPEAN REACTS]
How DEEP Can We Dig A Hole?! [REACTION]
Переглядів 4,9 тис.Рік тому
How DEEP Can We Dig A Hole?! [REACTION]
10 Things I Hate About Living In Sweden [REACTION]
Переглядів 3,7 тис.Рік тому
10 Things I Hate About Living In Sweden [REACTION]
TIMELAPSE OF THE FUTURE: A Journey to the End of Time [REACTION]
Переглядів 49 тис.Рік тому
TIMELAPSE OF THE FUTURE: A Journey to the End of Time [REACTION]
Teacher Reacts To "Top 10 Facts - Area 51" [ALIENS ARE NOT HERE]
Переглядів 4,4 тис.2 роки тому
Teacher Reacts To "Top 10 Facts - Area 51" [ALIENS ARE NOT HERE]
Teacher Reacts To "Universe Size Comparison 3D" [Holy Moly!]
Переглядів 422 тис.2 роки тому
Teacher Reacts To "Universe Size Comparison 3D" [Holy Moly!]
Teacher Reacts To "Stereotypes You Hate About Your Country"
Переглядів 9 тис.2 роки тому
Teacher Reacts To "Stereotypes You Hate About Your Country"
Teacher Reacts To "Geography Now - Brazil" [EPIC]
Переглядів 111 тис.2 роки тому
Teacher Reacts To "Geography Now - Brazil" [EPIC]
Swedish Teacher Reacts To "Top 10 Facts - Sweden" [EPIC COUNTRY]
Переглядів 4,2 тис.2 роки тому
Swedish Teacher Reacts To "Top 10 Facts - Sweden" [EPIC COUNTRY]
Teacher Reacts To "Schwerer Gustav - Rail Super Gun" [WORLD WAR 2]
Переглядів 6 тис.2 роки тому
Teacher Reacts To "Schwerer Gustav - Rail Super Gun" [WORLD WAR 2]
Teacher Reacts To "Top 10 Facts - World War 2"
Переглядів 4,9 тис.2 роки тому
Teacher Reacts To "Top 10 Facts - World War 2"
Teacher Reacts To "The Terrifying True Scale of Nuclear Weapons" [DISGUSTING]
Переглядів 22 тис.2 роки тому
Teacher Reacts To "The Terrifying True Scale of Nuclear Weapons" [DISGUSTING]

КОМЕНТАРІ

  • @Kyla-m4c
    @Kyla-m4c 17 годин тому

    If Ur German and want to read "mein Kampf" just travel for an hour into another country and read it there xD

  • @gkdresden
    @gkdresden День тому

    This video is really a hard ride through the German history back and forth beginning from the end of the Roman wars in Germania Magna 16 AD until the end of the Afghanistan war 2021. The historic episodes rank around wars and wild parties. Main parts are the constitution of the Sacrum Imperium Romanum in 962, the Lutherian Reformation 1516, the 30 Years War from 1618 till 1648, the Colonialism, the German 1920ies as a time of parties under the situation close to civil war, the "Third Reich", the Iron Curtain and the GDR, Reunification in 1990 and the time now with Covid viruses and wars together with the USA in foreign countries. A lot of symbols were used, and the band members represent the ugly German men of all times who honour a God-like black woman named Deutschland, who beheaded a Roman centurio allready in the first part of this video and kissed the head close to the end. An interesting symbol of the Roman influence on Germany until today.

  • @ichbinaiden
    @ichbinaiden 2 дні тому

    fake geography teacher 😂

  • @stephanjulich8094
    @stephanjulich8094 2 дні тому

    BG is the only band that supports the audience and not the other way. If you are very quiet you can still hear them sing.

  • @agermangoose4797
    @agermangoose4797 2 дні тому

    'So young and yet so old' is simply in reference to the fact that the modern German state is quite yiung in comparison to many european countries but still there has been a common German identity for millenia Also the beautiful black woman is meant to represent Germania, the personification of Germany itself. I think they especially chose a black person to portray Germany to send a powerful message The 'witch burning' is showing Nazis burning books with Germania (the black actress) standing ontop of the pile. The nazis are actively burning what it means to be German The song is (in my opinion) a loveletter and critique of my country in one

  • @kryphons9138
    @kryphons9138 3 дні тому

    So young, but yet so old - Germany has a long and old History but is a relatively young Nation State

  • @snoopergnar3719
    @snoopergnar3719 3 дні тому

    My brother played 6 years in the NFL. When he retired he needed 7 surgeries to finish repairing the damage to his body. He never fully recovered from any of it.

  • @IchHalteDichInDerDunkelheit
    @IchHalteDichInDerDunkelheit 3 дні тому

    If you look, there is so much hidden stuff in the video. (Germania is black and she wears Gold and Red lipstick, there are crosses hidden throughout the video, during the Concentration camp scene, Germania is wearing an eye patch covering her keft eye. Then at the end, she has the patch on the right side. Then it jumps to the 1970's and the German Attumn where the Leftist RAF terrorized the Country. At the very end Germania dies signifying the death of the old Germany and the birth of a new Germany. A Germany that Germans can love with aol their heart. That is also why Germania is a black woman. She represents the diversity of Germany today). I can continue forever but this is a piece of historical art. I've never seen something so incredible in my life.

  • @Adam-jx9nn
    @Adam-jx9nn 3 дні тому

    Are you proud of your country?

  • @Adam-jx9nn
    @Adam-jx9nn 3 дні тому

    Sorry Mate but you do not understand that...

  • @ElyonDominus
    @ElyonDominus 4 дні тому

    Mars is too small for long term Earth based inhabitants and requires similar effort. Mars isn't really relevant. It's only what billionaires want because it will develop the technology for asteroid mining. This is worth quadrillions of dollars.

  • @-Tech-11
    @-Tech-11 5 днів тому

    Your question answer is "yes" . Human existing in Earth 🌍

  • @amin_baccari
    @amin_baccari 5 днів тому

    Stalin had nerves and balls of steal for refusing to exchange General Paulus for his own son. That doesn't make him twisted, that makes him an impartial even-handed leader who did not let his emotions and the favoritism get in his way. When asked why he refused the deal and abandoned his son he mentioned that he considered all of the soldiers of the Red Army to be his sons. He specifically stated: "Just think how many sons ended in camps! Who would swap them for Paulus? Were they worse than Yakov (his son)?" Stalin said that as leader of the USSR, he was asking millions of sons of Russian families to fight and be exposed to possible capture by the Germans. If he made a deal to free his own son, how could he then say no if someone’s mother approached him and asked him to free her son as well? Not only that, but when the war broke out and the Germans invaded the Soviet Union, Stalin made sure that his son Yakov and his adopted son Artyom Fyodorovich Sergeyev, both where sent to the front lines. Yes Stalin was a ruthless person but he takes credit for this one!

  • @ingeborgschmitt213
    @ingeborgschmitt213 5 днів тому

    You are a smart man, Mike ❤

  •  6 днів тому

    Remember there was 9 pirates they were offered 1.5 million each

  •  6 днів тому

    Of course it was planned by the pirates

  • @color2123
    @color2123 6 днів тому

    19:41 imagine this happens on january first😭😭

  • @LuficariusRatspeed
    @LuficariusRatspeed 7 днів тому

    Sorry, how can you disagree with truths in one country just because they aren't true in your own country?

  • @Thepaintballkid225
    @Thepaintballkid225 8 днів тому

    It hurts more when you don’t go 100% and go full speed

  • @MrTwisted003
    @MrTwisted003 8 днів тому

    Here's my thoughts on extraterrestrial life... given the amount of planets and stars within our galaxy, and others, I believe that there is probably about a dozen or so "intelligent" life forms per galaxy. Possibly thousands or tens of thousands of non-intelligent (eg bacteria, viruses, etc). The possibilities are, well, astronomical that there could be.

  • @digiishort
    @digiishort 8 днів тому

    see i thought u were norse but being a fellow european that recently graduated what's basically the equivalent of german gymnasium, i received pretty much the same education except I've never heard a single viking name in my life but i sure do know a heck of a lot of important names from my nation's history so now i KNOW you're norse edit: Also we didn't have religion, it's a shame, that seems like a really cool subject. we just covered religions in sociology, presumably to a much lesser extent

  • @marekahlers3450
    @marekahlers3450 9 днів тому

    The black lady represent the new colors of the german flag. Black,red,gold & Germany itself.The fight with the Romans symbolizes one of the first joint actions of German tribes, a desire to be one nation The eating of Germania represents the enslavement of citizens by the church and nobility, especially in the Middle Ages The Fight with Brass Knuckles is the conflict during the Cold War between East and West Germany. In ancient times there were only German tribes and in the Middle Ages there were many kingdoms. There was no Germany. Only Prussia united Germany with an iron hand. There was no question of voluntary participation. (prison scene) (so young and yet so old) The blacj lady represent in the prison scene the old german flag black, white red. The disastrous interaction between church and state gives birth to the beast of the many wars of Germany's past. Petting the puppies represents the taming of the dogs of war. Which is why people hope to have finally banished the old Germany

  • @Thatgamingyoutuberisme21
    @Thatgamingyoutuberisme21 9 днів тому

    8:00 close is is 4.5 billion years old

  • @davidbodor1762
    @davidbodor1762 9 днів тому

    19:18 - Slight note, saying "First to step on American soil" kind of implies the millions of people already living there don't count. I know you mean first European, or first one outside of the Americas to step on American soil, but it is kind of important to not discount the natives in everyday verbiage.

  • @luciarehakova2481
    @luciarehakova2481 10 днів тому

    Epic reaction…you get the point…I appreciate that❤

  • @garyluciani1082
    @garyluciani1082 10 днів тому

    I think a light year is unfathomable to the majority of humans. 1plus trillion years is 1 light year. Whenever you hear distances in light years think of that number of years for each light year. Good luck.😢

  • @Lmi.N
    @Lmi.N 10 днів тому

    This is all nothing compare to knowledge in Vedas of Hinduism, where it goes multi dimensional universe and lokas beyond.

  • @Lmi.N
    @Lmi.N 10 днів тому

    Basically u cannot measure anything after some time, God is universe.

  • @edsamples2815
    @edsamples2815 11 днів тому

    Heavy metal viking and Nanna's fate

  • @musthang5774
    @musthang5774 11 днів тому

    Concerning the expansion of the universe : the universe is effectively expanding faster than the speed of light. How it doesn't break physics' laws is that it is the universe itself that is expanding, but light travels inside of it. To figure it out, imagine that you're moving on the surface of a air balloon. Nothing is able to overspeed the light on this surface, but when you inflate the balloon, the surface of the balloon itself is expanding faster than light.

  • @magicpt5203
    @magicpt5203 11 днів тому

    Germany is young but yet so old , thats because germany as a country is young foinded after the wall of berlin came down but its old because of the various generations, kingdoms and empires like germania, the roman empire , prussia , weimar republic and the third reich and so on…

  • @marina351s
    @marina351s 11 днів тому

    Im I'm a teacher too! Love Ramstein

  • @ShenLong991
    @ShenLong991 12 днів тому

    separating the two Martin Luthers: Martin Luther: Is german, and said "Here's 95 Reasons why the church is wrong and i can proof it." Martin Luther King: Is American and said "I have a dream that my kids can live free in a free country." So the King is the dreamer, while the other one is the doer ;) (I mean... he's german after all xD) 31:45 - It's hard to imgine how the scientific advancements would have played out, if the wars never happened... Because that alternate timeline is hard to imagine. We know which advancements have been done to get "one over" the others in the means of kill the others and how this knowledge could afterwards be used to make peacefull things. But we can't say anything about things that would have happen, if we hadn't fight others over meaningless nothingness (i do not in any way try to defend someone that drove germany crazy. I just wanted to point out that in wartimes usually nobody wins real things) SO either... the persons that discovered the nuclear bomb, where never born, and so the nuclear reactors that essentially come out of it where discovered later. Or the scientists never where to build a bomb and therefor tried to build the reactor sooner. Or they never tried to do anything with that ever. We dont know... It's like randomize a pokemon game to get a new experience.

  • @Leblanco0305
    @Leblanco0305 12 днів тому

    As a french i found this song kinda disturbing but at the same time cool is it bc of history?

  • @MarcosPerez-d8j
    @MarcosPerez-d8j 12 днів тому

    I mean, JWST just showed galaxies so old it breaks the theory of big bang. 😂

  • @jankro1
    @jankro1 13 днів тому

    Just, please honor the band and watch always the credits!

  • @jankro1
    @jankro1 13 днів тому

    Fun fact: this was recorded in Croatia during +30C summer. Theres a making of- video of this

  • @jankro1
    @jankro1 13 днів тому

    6.5 million $ video!

  • @captainsatellite2112
    @captainsatellite2112 13 днів тому

    Jupiter, Neptune and Uranus all have rings too. Their rings just aren't as prominent.

  • @mjmenendezc
    @mjmenendezc 13 днів тому

    I love Rammstein's aesthetic... So dark! And live concerts are amazing!

  • @marcelamsss
    @marcelamsss 13 днів тому

    barbie doesn't know Cristiano Ronaldo is Portuguese? Why everyone thinks he is Brazilian? And this guy can't research first?

  • @Stilldoingstuff-is5je
    @Stilldoingstuff-is5je 14 днів тому

    10:23 thats true

  • @richardpardee5099
    @richardpardee5099 15 днів тому

    Your talk real football I'm done with you

  • @richardpardee5099
    @richardpardee5099 15 днів тому

    The word soccer was first used by the English in the (1890's)

  • @Nem01
    @Nem01 15 днів тому

    Leave it to the Germans to give your unit a sick name you wear like a badge of honor for eternity. Teufels Hunde - Devil dogs (marines) Nachthexen - Night Witches

  • @Nem01
    @Nem01 15 днів тому

    If I remember correctly there were 261 night witches in the night bomber regiment 588.

  • @Nem01
    @Nem01 15 днів тому

    Really loved your reaction.

  • @greer2402
    @greer2402 15 днів тому

    If nfl players played soccer they would dominate. Soccer players wouldn't even make a nfl team

  • @theartisticvampire2598
    @theartisticvampire2598 15 днів тому

    I enjoyed you take on teaching. I wish here in America we approached education in the same way as public education is in shambles.

  • @tomg4973
    @tomg4973 15 днів тому

    It's wilde ride through the German history.